At a recent commercial audition I was forced to listen to the casting director talk about how his 20yr son old enjoys doing Meth but only on the weekends. This painful story of his went on for the longest 10min of my life. All I kept thinking was, “Can I please pretend to be putting Oroweat Toast in a toaster over so I can get on with the rest of my day?” Finally we get to my “audition”. I put the imaginary toast into the oven and he tells me. “Great, but now do it a little more natural and quicker” Really, It’s toast asshole and this is how I fake put it in the oven. I do it again, and he says ” even faster” What I wanted to say was how about scoring me some of your son’s meth, I put that toast in super fast asshole! I did not get a call back, but I still eat toast.

– LA Actor